A line of people stood waiting to see Ernest. Once each person reached the front of the line, Ernest whispered in his or her ear.
Mrs. Chainsaw giggled nervously while she waited. Professor Leaf Rake and Mr. Oil Stain talked about high school football. "I bet he's got sumpin' to say 'bout them mud puddles down there at that grocery store," whispered someone.
Mr. Garden Hose approached Ernest.
"Well, what the hell's it gonna be," barked Mr. Garden Hose.
"It is just a hole in the ground," whispered Ernest.
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