not in exodus

1) thou shalt not blow on thy trumpet and yell out "it's rapture time!"
2) a well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.
3) thou shalt spend the sabbath day, whether a Friday, Saturday, or Sunday, hunting for a good yard sale.
4) thou shalt honor thy Ben and thy Jerry.
5) thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's blog.
6) for a good time, call 867-5309.
7) thou shalt cover thy Volkswagen Bus in bath mat flowers and political bumper stickers.
8) thou shalt not gossip about Lost without first saying "spoiler alert."
9) thou shalt not replace thy neighbor's goldfish with an exact replica.
10) thou shalt not microwave food (or thy neighbor's goldfish) until it explodes.

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