top ten rejected openings

1) it was a lightless and cloudy period of darkness.
2) it was a garbage bag strangling night.
3) it was a bark and meow night.
4) it was a cricket and guitar night.
5) it was a pillow suffocation night.
6) it was a grabby and grunty night.
7) it was a sweaty pajamas night.
8) it was a mustache and bald spot night.
9) it was a night with no light and with lots of storms.
10) it was an unreasonably black and windy nighty night.

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