not in the user's manual

1) scrub infested sores with lemon juice and rice wine vinegar
2) treat a headache with sake and a strobe light
3) to save money on cleaning bills, tumble dry clothes with a dead cat rolled in glue and cat litter
4) to get that dead cat smell out of dryer, tumble dry aerosol can of butter flavored pan spray
5) to get musty dead cat smell out of clothes, tumble dry clothes with a can of butter flavored pan spray rolled in glue and cat litter
6) to get cat litter out of clothes, tumble dry clothes with a ball of rags saturated with fruit punch
7) to get fruit punch out of cat litter, tumble dry cat litter box with a large plastic bottle of liquid dishwasher detergent
8) to clean dishes, tumble dry dishes with two dead cats rolled in liquid dishwasher detergent
9) to get bits of glass out of dead cats, tumble dry magic beads and Tibetan prayer wheel with a ball of rags saturated with Hi-C orange drink